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Pumpkin Carving Madness

I got a little carried away this year with the pumpkin carving. I have tried some pretty creative things in the past, but I decided to go a little beyond this time, well … for me anyway. I thought you might like to see the results. I’lll show you the process I went through.

I started with this picture of Mel and I:

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Then I erased the background and reduced it to black and white with only 3 tones, like this:

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Then I traced the image onto the pumpkin and carved it out to different depths. The dark areas remained as the skin of the pumpkin, the midtone areas i carved to about 1/4″ deep, and the lightest areas to about 1/2″ deep like this:

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And here’s what it looks like lit up. You have to use your imagination here, hard to take a picture in the dark:

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Overall, I was pleased with the results. What do you think?

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Holiday Greetings!

This speaks for itself … well, hopefully not.

Pumpkin Butt

Get It?

If you haven’t read this in a while … please take a few moments. It’s a good read, and it still seems fresh today. I won’t say anymore, I promised not to get too political here.

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

letter-w.gifdeclarationimage.jpghen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred. to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

— John Hancock

New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

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A Night To Ourselves

grapesandwine2My brother and his wife cooked dinner for us today, Easter. It was very good. He marinated 3 butterflied legs of lamb in different marinades then grilled them today. I love lamb.

It was also nice to see the whole family together today. That doesn’t happen very often these days. It almost didn’t happen today in fact since I usually work on Sundays, but a fortunate accident made it possible. Saturday I went into work as I always do. I unloaded all of my gear and went to sign in when the person who covers our vacation time off showed up. It was unexpected since I wasn’t aware that anyone was on VTO (vacation time off) that day. He approached me with a confused look on his face and said, “what are you doing here?” It seems that I had signed up for Saturday and Sunday off this week and had completely forgotten about it. It took me about 2 minutes to load up again and get the hell out of there. A bit embarrassing though. I’ve never done that before.

While it was nice to spend time with my family, it was even nicer to spend some time with my wife who has been away the last couple days visiting her family. We went to see a movie, “Inside Man” with Denzel Washington, and came home to eat grapes, drink wine, and play a game of cribbage. Our 3rd anniversary is coming up next month. I am still so much in love with her in spite of the fact that she recently pointed out a new gray hair where there shouldn’t be one. Use your imagination.

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Lenny Kravitz and Aerosmith, What a Show!

Mel and I went to see a concert last night that we have been looking forward to for a long time, Lenny Kravitz and Aerosmith. It was an early Valentine’s Day date. I’m an Aerosmith fan which is why I got the tickets as soon as they became available. Mel is a Lenny Kravitz fan which is why she agreed to come with me.

This was by far one of the best shows that I have been to see in recent years, possible ever. That’s saying alot since I have been to see folks like Carlos Santana, and Sarah McLaughlin during the past year.

Lenny started the show with about 90 minutes of funk and rock. I was impressed. Maybe in part because I expected to be unimpressed. I’m not a big fan. His performance was just flawless. At one point he left the stage and walked around the entire floor of the arena. Since Mel and I had first row seats in the first tier, she was able to touch him as he walked by. She was very excited and probably would have gone home with him had he asked.

I was a little worried about Aerosmith when they first started up. Steven Tyler is seriously beginning to show his age of 57. He has faired a bit better than some of the other band members, however. I must say he was a might weak at the beginning of the show, more talking than singing the words of the song. But he came on strong and managed to sing for about 2 hours. The only song I didn’t hear that I really wanted to was “Dude Looks Like a Lady“.

This show was well worth the money we spent, which was about $250 for the two of us. If you get a chance and if it’s not too late, pay the money. You won’t regret it.

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5 Years

February 2nd, Groundhog Day, is the 5th anniversary of our first date. I remember it well, and fondly, but I have no idea why Mel decided that night that I was the one for her. Had I known she was mentally ill I might have sabotaged more than I did.

Mel and I were both working at the same facility, she as an interpreter for the deaf, and I as a guard/counselor. We didn’t work on the same living unit, but she had seen me around at different times. I had completely failed to notice her.

We had some mutual friends, a married couple, who had long taken an interest in finding me a date. To make matters worse (better?) my father was also working at the same facility and on the same living unit where Mel was assigned. Between these friends of ours and my father they decided that Mel was just the sort of woman I needed. My father told Mel, “my son needs some of you in his life”. Being completely out of the loop, I had no idea they were conspiring against me to set us up on a blind date. Well … blind to me, not to her. I later realized that I had met Mel once, but had been in a particularly foul mood that day and was actually somewhat rude.

I have always dreaded the idea of blind dates. I assumed that people went on blind dates because if you saw them before the date you would run screaming into the night. I knew that this girl my friends were telling me about would be 350 pounds, 5 feet tall, and “bubbly” (it turns out I was only wrong on one count). But they were very persistent, and promised that there would be beer, so I agreed.

I met Izzy and Dahlia (the friends) at their house before dinner so we could ride together. I arrived a little early and Izzy and I had a couple beers while I complained about the whole event. When Mel arrived I was shocked to see that she was actually quite attractive, although I was right about the 5 feet tall and bubbly part. I began to regret my choice to drink so heavily before the date began, but it was too late.

At the restaurant I started right in by ordering one of those gallon size margaritas. For dinner I ordered the biggest steak on the menu. I did this for two reasons. One was to impress her by spending money. The other was to encourage her to feel comfortable ordering whatever she wanted and I would buy. She ordered a brownie and a diet coke. She doesn’t eat beef, it makes her sick.

The rest of the evening followed suit. We went to go bowling after dinner to find that it was league night and there were no lanes available. We played air hockey and I tried very hard to let her win but still managed to whoop her ass. Izzy and I kept sneaking out to the parking lot to smoke behind the car. We were caught. It turns out that I was the one who gave blind dates a bad name. In spite of all this, she saw something promising and called her mother that night to tell her I was the one she was going to marry.

Groucho Marx said “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”. Luckily for me, that didn’t come to mind when she asked for my number that night.

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