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		<title>Your Horoscope from The Onion</title>
		<link>http://whydoibother.com/2006/07/24/your-horoscope-from-the-onion-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Onion
Remember: It may take a village to raise a child, but, as U.S. Air Force recruiters have known for years now, it takes only one child to raze a village.
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		<title>Your Horoscope from The Onion</title>
		<link>http://whydoibother.com/2006/06/04/your-horoscope-from-the-onion-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 17:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Onion:
Gemini May 21 &#8211; June 21
No mother should ever have to bury her own child. Sadly, with the little monster shrieking for help and threatening to run off to the police, what choice do you really have?
[tags]horoscope, the onion[/tags]
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		<title>Your Horoscope</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 18:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From &#8220;[tag]The Onion[/tag]&#8221;
Scorpio October 24 &#8211; November 21
There&#8217;s a lot you can learn from your personal failures, the most important lesson being that no matter what you attempt, or how much effort you put forth, you will never succeed.
[tags]horoscope[/tags]
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		<title>Your Horoscope From &#8220;The Onion&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://whydoibother.com/2006/04/13/your-horoscope-from-the-onion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just for fun I&#8217;m going to start &#8220;stealing&#8221; horoscopes from The Onion to reprint here.  The [tag]horoscope[/tag]s are one of my favorite features over there.  If you have never read [tag]The Onion[/tag], you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re missing.  I&#8217;ll just pick one at random, you&#8217;ll have to read the rest for yourself.
Capricorn [...]]]></description>
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