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Lucy Advertising for Viagra?

gotitup.jpgA friend of my stuck this in my drawer at work as a joke. I wonder what cartoon characters get for promoting pharmaceuticals?

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The Onion Launches The Onion News Network

My favorite online alternative “news” source launched a new service recently, The Onion News Network. You can check it out for yourself at theonion.com/content/video. In keeping with my recent lack of effort on this blog I will fill the remainder of this post with a video from the The Onion.

Immigration: The Human Cost

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If Windows was Japanese?

I’m not much for passing on spam, but my mother in law sent me this and its actually very funny. These are Haiku messages that could easily replace Windows Error Messages.

  • The web site you are seeking cannot be located, but countless more exist.
  • Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
  • Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
  • Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
  • Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
  • Your file was so big. It might be very useful; But now it is gone.
  • Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
  • A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
  • Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
  • You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
  • Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
  • Having been erased, the document you’re seeking must now be retyped.
  • Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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    Spilling My Guts

    Jeff’s EndoscopyJeff’s EndoscopyToday I got to experience something few people do. I got to see myself from the inside.

    I’ve had Acid Reflux for a long time and have been taking medication for it. Unfortunately I still have symptoms in spite of the medication. My doctor felt that it was worth taking a look in there to see if any damage had been done. It’s called an endoscopy.

    In case you don’t recognize a healthy esophagus, stomach, and duodenum when you see one, that’s what you’re seeing. The images get much larger (and wetter) when you click on them.

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