Archive for March, 2007

Mar

29

2007

Lucy Advertising for Viagra?

Author: Jeffrey

gotitup.jpgA friend of my stuck this in my drawer at work as a joke. I wonder what cartoon characters get for promoting pharmaceuticals?

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Mar

28

2007

The Onion Launches The Onion News Network

Author: Jeffrey

My favorite online alternative “news” source launched a new service recently, The Onion News Network. You can check it out for yourself at theonion.com/content/video. In keeping with my recent lack of effort on this blog I will fill the remainder of this post with a video from the [tag]The Onion[/tag].

Immigration: The Human Cost

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Mar

9

2007

If Windows was Japanese?

Author: Jeffrey

I’m not much for passing on spam, but my mother in law sent me this and its actually very funny. These are [tag]Haiku[/tag] messages that could easily replace [tag]Windows[/tag] Error Messages.

  • The web site you are seeking cannot be located, but countless more exist.
  • Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
  • Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
  • Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
  • Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
  • Your file was so big. It might be very useful; But now it is gone.
  • Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
  • A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
  • Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
  • You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
  • Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
  • Having been erased, the document you’re seeking must now be retyped.
  • Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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    Mar

    5

    2007

    Spilling My Guts

    Author: Jeffrey

    Jeff’s EndoscopyJeff’s EndoscopyToday I got to experience something few people do. I got to see myself from the inside.

    I’ve had Acid Reflux for a long time and have been taking medication for it. Unfortunately I still have symptoms in spite of the medication. My doctor felt that it was worth taking a look in there to see if any damage had been done. It’s called an [tag]endoscopy[/tag].

    In case you don’t recognize a healthy esophagus, stomach, and duodenum when you see one, that’s what you’re seeing. The images get much larger (and wetter) when you click on them.

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