Dreams are Funny

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Any of you dream analysts out there care to take a stab at this one?

So … Mel and I are headed out to pick up the pizzas I had ordered. Naturally we stopped at the little portable DMV shack (Department of Motor Vehicles for those of you not from around here) in the Safeway (grocery store) parking lot. We chose that location because you don’t have to take a number and wait to be called to pick up your pizzas at the DMV shack like you might have to at the other DMV.

Anyway, I tell them my name and we pick up the 2 large pizzas that I had ordered to feed the 4 of us; me, Mel (my wife), my mother in law, and my niece. Hearing that I had only ordered 2 large pizzas, Mel becomes very upset with me and says, “You only ordered 2 large pizzas?” In a huff she says to the clerk that we need an additional large pizza with cream gravy. She then gives me the stink-eye as if I had purposely ordered only 2 large pizzas knowing that they would never feed the 4 of us.

Being angry and embarrassed I stomp out of the DMV and wait in the parking lot. She can carry the damn pizzas herself!

I’ve had odd dreams before, but this one takes the cake … errr, pizza.

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One Response to “Dreams are Funny”

  1. Yikes!! if that wasn’t a dream I’d ask if Mel was pregnant :o)
    large pizza with cream gravy SHUDDER!!!!!!!
    LOL

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