Jun

4

2006

Your Horoscope from The Onion

Author: Jeffrey

From The Onion:

GeminiGemini May 21 – June 21

No mother should ever have to bury her own child. Sadly, with the little monster shrieking for help and threatening to run off to the police, what choice do you really have?

[tags]horoscope, the onion[/tags]

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2 Responses to “Your Horoscope from The Onion”

  1. Anji Says:
    June 5th, 2006 at 10:04 pm

    You don’t know how true that might be!

  2. Neil Crespi Says:
    June 13th, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    Geez that’s funny. I hope you don’t do it. Did you, already?

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