Your Horoscope from The Onion
Posted on June 4th, 2006 by Jeffrey
From The Onion:
Gemini May 21 - June 21
No mother should ever have to bury her own child. Sadly, with the little monster shrieking for help and threatening to run off to the police, what choice do you really have?
Gemini May 21 - June 21
You don’t know how true that might be!
Geez that’s funny. I hope you don’t do it. Did you, already?