Apr
13
2006
Your Horoscope From “The Onion”
Author: JeffreyJust for fun I’m going to start “stealing” horoscopes from The Onion to reprint here. The [tag]horoscope[/tag]s are one of my favorite features over there. If you have never read [tag]The Onion[/tag], you don’t know what you’re missing. I’ll just pick one at random, you’ll have to read the rest for yourself.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
After days of panic, you will experience relief again this week, when directors at the Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists realize their mistake in setting the Doomsday Clock ahead for daylight saving time.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19