Jan
24
2006
“Does gramma like to fart?â€
Author: Jeffrey[tag]Tony Calabrese[/tag] is "a 48 year old shrinking Italian comedian" and he made me laugh this morning. I read his site fairly regularly and he makes me laugh every time I do, but this morning’s post was especially entertaining.
Today’s post is all about [tag]farting[/tag], as you might guess from the title above. It’s a subject that is becoming more and more important to me with each passing year.
A psychologist who works where I do once told me to always remember the 3 admonitions of old age:
- Never pass a [tag]restroom[/tag]
- Never waste an [tag]erection[/tag]
- Never trust a [tag]fart[/tag]
It’s that last one that gets me … don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about either. Go check out Tony’s site and tell him I sent you.