Sick Day
Yesterday I took a sick day and stayed home from work for reasons that are probably best not discussed in public. Let’s just say it involved the toilet much of the time. I thought I might feel better today, but it’s looking like that’s not going to be the case. I’ll spare you the gory details. Not that I don’t mind being away from work mind you, but this sick stuff is for the birds.
There’s a point to this … sort of. Did you know that tomorrow, November 19, is World Toilet Day? No shit.
OK, that was a bad joke, but seriously it really is World Toilet day tomorrow. In fact, feel free to mark your calendar for next year, because every November 19th is World Toilet Day. Here’s a little known fact to get you thinking; every minute four children are killed by diarrhea.
So don’t poo poo my toilet troubles. I’m lucky to be alive.